Till you reach the end

B2.

2011-10-30T06:15:00.000+08:00

不要哭我也忍得了这些年来的委屈

EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE.

soon you're gonna see me like this...

or like this..

Okay this shall be it. GTA style.

VROOOM.
jokes. I don't even have money to get a bicycle.
isosad. =(

this is probably my laziest post ever.
but who reads this anyway.
HAAAA.

做只狗,
xXooHhaKXx

Bar

2011-10-06T17:20:00.001+08:00

You don't have to believe me.

Apparently my previous post came out in my sister's final exam.
I can spot questions. So awesome.

But she didn't know how to answer.
=(

Things were supposed to go as planned, but unfortunately the co-founder of Apple didn't have enough time.
Some said that he passed away due to cancer, some said that he had a heart attack following the launch of iPhone 4S. But no matter how he died, it's no wonder that his innovative visions had changed the world.
Rest in peace, Mr Jobs.

Now Apple is gonna die. Haaa.

Hee space bar.

well,
xXooHhaKXx

a little support.

2011-09-27T01:47:00.001+08:00

你叫我怎么跟你像?

《念奴娇赤壁怀古》

大江东去，浪淘尽，千古风流人物。 
故垒西边，人道是、三国周郎赤壁。 
乱石穿空，惊涛拍岸，卷起千堆雪。 
江山如画，一时多少豪杰。 

遥想公谨当年，小乔初嫁了，雄姿英发。 
羽扇纶巾，谈笑间、樯橹灰飞烟灭。 
故国神游，多情应笑我，早生华发， 
人生如梦，一尊还酹江月。

我记得我为什么要走了。

I'm with stupids.

多余,
xXooHhaKXx

This is a true story.

2011-09-15T05:40:00.002+08:00

till it kills me.

HERRO EVERY BABI!
I'm not sure what happened to this blog.
aha.
happy post mid-autumn/lantern/mooncake/ tanglung/kuihbulan/zhongqiujie.

Today....
I shall tell you a story.

Not too long ago (yesterday), I went to a dentist for usual check-up and scaling. Not too long after the dentist started, I realized I couldn't move my mouth.
My mouth was opened and I couldn't close it back.

I opened my mouth too wide I displaced my jawbone.

Yes that part over there.

I thought I could push it back in by myself but it remained stuck until the dentist finished.I left my mouth opened for like 10 seconds until he realized my jaw came out.

He then tried to push it back in.

After trying for about 542 times, he gave up. He told me to go the hospital and ask a doctor to push my jaw back in place.

I sat up and tried to close my mouth. After sliding my jaw for a few seconds, it slid back in.

-The best feeling in the world-

Yes this is like the stupidest thing that's ever happened and it's funny like shit but I can't really laugh at this moment. It's still sore, and I can't open my mouth big enough to eat a Ramly burger.

Aha.

True story.

"say something more productive. can?"

"2 times 2 is 4"

Note: My phone takes really awesome pictures.

woohoo!
xXooHhaKXx

hello

2011-09-03T04:07:00.000+08:00

with you, it's not like that at all.

i am a frog.
i have a mouth.
i have two eyes.
i have four legs.

my phone takes super awesome pictures.
I like. =D

nomnomnom..

hardcore holiday.

damndamndamn,
xXooHhaKXx

PINGPINGPINGPINGPING

2011-08-10T03:54:00.000+08:00

Never mind I'll find someone like you.

I swear, this is by far the most depressing semester ever.
EVER.
PINGPINGPINGPINGPING

We practically took a whole month to design a gear box.
WE ARE ENGINEERS, THIS ONE SHOULD BE WE KNOW.

After 6432 pages of calculations....
We survived Machine Design project.
PINGPINGPINGPINGPING

Our lecturer likes my front page. I did a whole slideshow presentation but he only looked at one page. He even took picture of my front page haaaa

After presenting and submitting the last project of the semester today, I actually felt like there's nothing else that I need to do.
Even though finals are gonna start in a week.
I'm FREEEEE.
PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING!!

First wave of stress, over. Second wave, starts in 8 days.

yo,
xXooHhaKXx

oh pingpingpingpingping is captain america hahahahaha

Ermmm...

2011-07-30T17:56:00.000+08:00

but don't be naive.

HAHAHA

Hello!
How are you?
I am back.
I think.
=D

aheituni,
xXooHhaKXx

The Man.

2011-06-20T09:15:00.000+08:00

and I know some shit's so hard to swallow, but I just can't sit back and wallow.

My dad...

He is a dai jek lou.
He is just cool that way.

Happy Father's Day. =D

slump,
xXooHhaKXx

You're an Island.

2011-06-14T03:03:00.000+08:00

They're telling me it's beautiful.

Last week, before going to Tioman for a trip, I googled for the directions.

I found out about a mysterious island like.... 10x smaller than Tioman.

It's like super small, but guess what's it called?

Pulau Babi Besar.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Big Pig Island.

It was a really short trip.
No pictures to show you now.
Supposed to be a 3D2N trip, but one day was spent on the road and another day in bed.
So awesome.

My back stings from itchiness.
I really hate sandflies now. =(

DANCE!
xXooHhaKXx

BANGUN.

2011-05-17T23:35:00.001+08:00

So I'm not moving.

Yesterday, I met Karpal Singh.

The Tiger of Jelutong!
ROAR!
Okay I didn't even know him until my friend told me.

I actually spent half a day in court, seriously wasting time.
I was summoned to be there by 8.30am and my case started at 2.30pm. Urghh.

"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth."

and I think I met a rape victim, I think.
=x

One more time next month.
yayyyyyyy!

Note to self : do not get involved with anything that's against the law. do not get involved with people that goes against the law. do not try to act like a hero. do not get involved with anything. at all.

urgh,
xXooHhaKXx

Too Much Heat

2011-05-10T23:39:00.002+08:00

I'm pink and black and blue.

This, is deadmau5.
Sei lou xu.
hahahahahahaa.

I had a job last Saturday.
With this post I would like to let you all know that I'm truly sorry for what I have done.
I somehow managed to contribute to air pollution, the eventual death of certain people, global warming and the recent heat wave we're all experiencing.
So if you're feeling hot as hell right now. I apologize.

I sold cigarettes.
Lots of cigarettes.
Oops.

It's killing everyone.

youme,
xXooHhaKXx

Does You Inspire You.

2011-05-05T04:29:00.000+08:00

I tried to do handstands for you but every time I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue for you.

Hello!
I have been doing a lot of healthy stuff lately.
Really healthy stuff.

Like climbing a hill.
Like playing lots of sports.
Like driving around being a driver.
Yes that's pretty healthy.

*pokes*

Sleeping at 5 every morning is healthy too.
I think.

Mmmmm.
Uni starts in a week. =(
Okay bye.

Endorphins don't do me no good.

omg,
xXooHhaKXx

Kids.

2011-04-19T05:33:00.000+08:00

today I don't feel like doing anything.

Suddenly, kids like me.
Lots and lots of kids.
They run to me, smile at me, pull my shirt.
I give them something, and they start laughing.
Kids like me.

I am Balloon Man.

hahahahahahahaha.
I actually gave out balloons.
For a whole day.
That's something not everyone can do.
Believe me.

Roar.

sweat,
xXooHhaKXx

Summoned

2011-04-07T03:49:00.000+08:00

I got off today.

So today I got a summon.
Not that I did something wrong.
Just got summoned.
Like Pokémon.
I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU!

Viman & Imbamohan.
wait...
IMBA IS HIS NAME? WTF??

I think I am going.
Looks like FUN!

Actually..... I have to go.
It's stated on the paper "kamu tidak boleh berlepas dari situ tanpa kebenaran"
and "jika kamu cuai atau enggan hadir, suatu waran akan dikeluarkan bagi memaksa kehadiran kamu".

Oooooh.
Forced attendance? Ooooooh.

finally,
xXooHhaKXx

p/s : I don't know what is kesalahan SEK394KK.
p/p/s : what do I wear?

Twisted

2011-03-20T04:24:00.000+08:00

反正到最尾也唏嘘

Kah Hoo says
hahahahahaha
siu sei yan
Justin Lim says
babi
Kah Hoo says
funny like shit
Justin Lim says
hahahaha
f***er
lol
f***k you
hahahahahaha
Kah Hoo says
HAHAHAHAH
your funniest day ever.

Happy birthday noob.

Sappy,
xXooHhaKXx

You're Everything

2011-03-15T10:43:00.000+08:00

you're a mystery, you're from outer space, you're every minute of my everyday.

HEE.
not mine.

=(

finals!
xXooHhaKXx

sw.

2011-02-28T04:41:00.000+08:00

so I'm not moving, I'm not moving.

love,
xXooHhaKXx

Sister is Tupid #2

2011-02-21T03:28:00.000+08:00

低头轻吻我的左手

Happy birthday pi. =D

sick,
xXooHhaKXx

Gingertooth

2011-02-05T04:30:00.000+08:00

过了一个大年头一天...

CROWD.
NOISE.
FOOD.
LOUSHANG.
ABALONE.
ANGPAU.
IPMAN.
BLACKJACK.
MAHJONG.
SYOK.
MOREFOOD.
KUEHKAPEK.
SHANDY.
LAOSAI.
KO.
SLEEP.

IPOH LATER!

JLB,
xXooHhaKXx

Backwashed

2011-01-31T05:38:00.000+08:00

我这里一切都变了

About 3 weeks ago, a girl named Mable bought me Starbucks!

Some Java Chips or something cino.

But the Starbucks wasn't from Starbucks.

It was from.......

lollollolhoolol.

Happy Chinese New Year everybody.
GONG HEI FATT CHOI!
HUAT AH!

那里呢,
xXooHhaKXx

谷

2011-01-27T09:51:00.000+08:00

so when will I wake up and scream?

weee wang wang wee wang wang

都谷咗咁耐

点解仲唔爆?

yawns,
xXooHhaKXx

Ching Ching!

2011-01-15T03:26:00.001+08:00

where were you while we were getting high?

Today, I bought something I never thought I would ever buy.
Something that costs me a lot.
Like a lot. A painful 100 bucks.

But then.. It's so pretty.
You have to agree it's pretty.
It has claws and stuff that can move and err... scratch people?

WOLVERINE!
SanDiegoComicCon 2009 boy!
Damn cool k!

Okay maybe not very cool. Maybe just a little.
HAHA okay it's not mine.
Bought it for someone. (Anonymous*)

Collecting toys is an expensive hobby.
I have cheaper hobbies like eating and sleeping and erm.. typing?

psst.. I have a pretty pretty desktop.

By the way, my cousin bought me something really cool.
Haven't got it yet but I think it's gonna be really cool.
I hope.
=D

OH and this lambokancil is damn COOL.
HAHAHAHAHA

chailisliuyar!

xXooHhaKXx

*Anonymous's name shall not be revealed as anonymous might be in trouble if anonymous's parents accidentally read this shit though it's highly unlikely but there might still be a chance so yea anonymous.

Dear Box

2011-01-11T05:48:00.000+08:00

I drew a line, I drew a line for you.

Oh dear box.
Just when I needed you the most, you are here.
You are the best.
You the best.
You best.
Best.

HAHA. Totally saved my night.
=D

I just wanna be just like you.

panda!
xXooHhaKXx

p/s: terima kasih! =)

Back of your mind

2011-01-03T04:34:00.001+08:00

All my life I've been good but now, whoah I'm thinking what the hell.

Happy new year! I just came back from Genting. Yayy.
Went up with my family and uncle's family to watch some new year show.

Waste of time. AHAHAHA.
shh.

How was your new year celebration?
Mine was pretty awesome.

Spent the morning playing badminton. Went gaming at cyber after that (lol fml).
Sent my sister home from one u. She doesn't know where is LDP omgvomitbloodcandie.
Headed to Chuntatt's place for barbecue after that with Justin.

Yes. again. awesome.

Didn't eat much though.

Was late. =(

This is Justin. He self-invite. He thick-skinned. See how thick his face. See properly. HAHAHAHAHA

Barbecue ended early and we went to EeLing's place to "open table".

Rummy sucks. I won once. then lost everything. =(

Got hired as poker advisor.
Won lots of chips.
Got commission. LoL
Not bad.
Poker>rummy. HAHAHA

HBO started 2011 with 2012. I don't understand. LoL

OH OH apparently after the previous post, I ate a lot.
Atleast I think I ate a lot. Like after the barbecue night I had steamboat the next morning and buffet at night. Like whoah a lot.

Get fat get fat get fat. =D

LoL

wah.

soon,
xXooHhaKXx

Drag

2010-12-31T05:02:00.000+08:00

why were they opened?

I think I lost weight.
Barbecue x1, steamboat x2 last week. Burger x5 this week.
But I still lost weight.
I think something's wrong with me.
Like there's a little boy inside me eating up everything I swallowed and get fat inside of me and jump out through my butt.

New year's resolution : GET FAT.

No. Just kidding.
I don't wanna be like you.
Yes you. AHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Barbecue again tomorrow.
Hope you guys enjoy your new year eve's celebration/countdown/trafficjam/stripparty/fireworks/hoibao and have a wonderful year ahead. =)

Bye.

pssssssssttt.

youarefat,
noexception,
xXooHhaKXx

BOOM!

2010-12-20T21:21:00.000+08:00

but you won't do the same.

boom boom boom, even brighter than the moon moon moon.

Bukit Jalil exploded on Saturday night.

will get to that later.

Got a job on Friday and Saturday thanks to big sister.

It's an event called Freedom, held at KL-Live.

I have no idea what it's about.

It's some music event where there is no celebrity and nobody sings.

We didn't even stay for the event. HAHAHA

Basically just 5 tasks.

1. Using the pvc pipes shown above, make lots of cubes.

2. Wrap the cubes with colourful papers.

3. Paint the edges of the cubes to cover up the screws and stuff.

4. Do whatever else your boss asks you to do.

5. Take random pictures of your work to post here.

See those pretty deco? Me. ME.
I MADE THEM.
And I won't tell you how those cubes glow in the dark. HAHA

Before the event started on Saturday night, we left.
Rushed for another event. =D

Went to this Star Live Concert at Bukit Jalil cause we had free tickets. =D
We got there late and missed out all the not-so-important people. lol
Got to see DingDang and JJ Lin. wee.

They had super cool fireworks at the end of the event.

Not bad, very productive weekend.
Earn money. Go concert. ~~Talk to pretty girls.~~ HAHAHA

Can't wait for next weekend.
Christmas! NEW YEAR!

makeupyourmind,
xXooHhaKXx

BIG

2010-12-18T03:36:00.000+08:00

是你是你最臭的就是你

Hello.
This is not Kah Hoo.
But I heard that guy's awesome.
HAAAAAA....

I think most people think I'm already dead after like 52 years of hiatus..
Unfortunately I am still alive.
Just to waste your time again. =)

Today I feel very dai jek.
Very big size.
Very very dai jek.
Very fat.
ROAR.

I had chee cheong fun, nasi lemak, McChicken, chao fan, oh jien, yin yong, hokkien mee and fukkin mee today. =D

Okay hokkien mee and fukkin mee is the same thing. I just want to say fukkin mee.
FUKKIN MEE. HAHAHA

K I NEED TO PANGSAI, BYE.

weeee. ROAR.

highoncoke,
xXooHhaKXx

Incline

2010-10-11T02:38:00.001+08:00

在一个樱花盛开晚风徐徐的夜晚
小黑猫遇上了小男孩
小男孩给了它一碗温温的牛奶

在一个樱花盛开晚风徐徐的夜晚
小黑猫遇上了小男孩
小男孩给了小黑猫温温的牛奶

Xiamen's street

Harro.

This is a dead place.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Update after exams?

Promise? =X

已经没用了

怎么做就怎么错

dache,
xXooHhaKXx

Bling!

2010-09-20T00:50:00.000+08:00

I don't know what to say, but olive you.

Guess what I got from Malacca?

Heehee.
Let me introducee....

Mister Shiny!!

waddups.

I I I I don't know how to say it.

inthemiddle,
xXooHhaKXx

Can't Deny

2010-09-16T03:02:00.000+08:00

Not a habit, I'm just gifted
Lord please keep me swaggerific.

Hello. Today, I feel very ~~bored~~ serious.

Serious.
Me.
Serious.

Did you know that........

π = 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989 3809525720 1065485863 2788659361 5338182796 8230301952 0353018529 6899577362 2599413891 2497217752 8347913151 5574857242 4541506959.... ??

I'm gonna die..
A kick, please?

MALACCA!

We're all gonna die.

thoushaltbefly,
xXooHhaKXx

Sister is Tupid #1

2010-09-15T03:06:00.001+08:00

last night I heard my mama singing a song. oh we~ chirpee chirpee chip chip

Big elephant, big elephant.
How come your nose so long?
My mama said nose long long only pretty.

Sister is vain. She perasans.
She likes mirrors.
More vain than me.

Sister acts cute. a lot.
a lot. a lot. a lot x18

Sister makes people do stupid things with her.
Like very stupid.
Like strike-an-ugly-pose-in-the-middle-of-the-road stupid.

Sister likes strawberries.
She eats strawberries.
Hence she is tupid.
HAHAHAHAHA

Look closer at this picture. Look closer.
Like click on it to enlarge it. Look at the people beside Sister.
We got blinded. We don't wanna see her.
She banyak ugly.

She..... she..
okay this picture very nice nothing to say.
Cause I'm inside.

Sister is bad. Sister no manner.
She no manner!
Sister hacker. =(
Sister bad.

Conclusion: Sister is Tupid.

Slrrrrrppps. Yucks. HAHA
Cameron Highlands, AWESOME.

I suck d. How?

fevers,
xXooHhaKXx

p/s : She's so stupid she left out the 'S'.

Puzzled

2010-09-10T21:14:00.000+08:00

被我一次次摔坏已经碎成太多块要怎么拼凑跟重来

Sometimes, things get weird.
Unexpected things happen, shit happens.

Whatever you do reflects back at you.
Like a cycle.
And you can't do anything about it.
It's karma.

SIENS.

but sometimes, they're not something worth talking about.

away,
xXooHhaKXx

Rocks

2010-08-30T13:02:00.000+08:00

you can sit beside me when the world comes down.

AAAaaaaaaaaahhhh!

:(
xXooHhaKXx

KIDS

2010-08-24T04:23:00.000+08:00

our wildest dreams could be so real.

When you spend too much time with kids.

You turn into one of them.

MERDEKA!!

HAHAHA.
Sorry. Random.
Had a long weekend with lots of kids.
=b

resuscitated,
xXooHhaKXx

Behind

2010-08-22T05:06:00.002+08:00

I'll be there.

Stop sleeping.

Because you have to wake up, to make a dream come true.

"they're totally hitting on you."
AHAHA

yawns,
xXooHhaKXx

Seen.

2010-08-19T20:55:00.003+08:00

I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this
But you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me.

I like editing videos. =)

I make myself look so cool.

But then, maybe it's not the editing.
HAHAHA.

but you don't know the way that you look

when your steps

make

that

much

noise.

psyched,
xXooHhaKXx

Flash

2010-08-19T00:38:00.000+08:00

I'm much too proud to walk away from something when it's dead.

Youtube is a female dog.
If you know what I mean.

She doesn't let me upload videos.

Booo.

Boo.

Heavy rain outside.
Like REAL HEAVY.
Thunderstormss.

I like. :)

Wo hen kai xin.

bulletproof,
xXooHhaKXx

Ouchhhhhh!

2010-08-15T01:57:00.000+08:00

just want 10 minutes.

Hello!
我今天做了很多很傻的事.
真的很傻的事.
真的是很傻的事.
不过hor, 我很开心.
哈哈.

Climbed up a building.
Jumped off a building.
Climbed a tree.
Plucked a coconut.
Slid down a tree.
Like Jackie Chan.
Climbed up a building again.
Jumped off again. Wth.
Played with fire.
Made a bomb.
Tested a bomb.
Made a bomb again.

Scratched and bruised my arms.

Bruised both my knees.

Tore my pants.

Ruined a pair of shoes.

HAHAHAHA

This is crazy shit.
My arms look like shits.

Oh yah we made water-wax bomb.
Like fire explodes, then water explodes.

A small bomb of course.
One that can kill....... ants.
And snails.

Maybe not snails.
Just ants.
And spiders.

How many ten years do you have? (if you know what I mean)

Video up soon.

Test in the morning.
Don't know a thing.
Shits.

burn!
xXooHhaKXx

Try Try

2010-08-13T12:11:00.000+08:00

just try not to worry, you'll see them someday.

Friday morning.
Very boring.
Everyone's studying.
Feel like dying.

Balls are rolling.
I'm not studying.
I'm minesweeping.
Oh, I went swimming!

Here very boring. =(
Back to studying.

Iamstarving,
xXooHhaKXx

Great Fall

2010-08-09T02:22:00.001+08:00

and if it's my luck you'll wear a dress.

Great weekend.
=D

Pasar, skating, pizza, rummy, mahjong, train, crowd, girls, jam, barbeque, cheesy sausage, fat pork sausage, maths, fish & chips, spaghetti carbonara, burst then die.

You fall only if you try.

You die if you don't.

cheesin,
xXooHhaKXx

MTV Worlddd Staggeee!

2010-08-02T21:37:00.002+08:00

we can dance until we die.

JAM. JAM. JAM. ~~BUTTER!~~

Stupid jam made us late.

Reached Sunway at about 5.30pm. Got our tickets from Edwin and Jeff's friend.

Normal passes. sobs.

So ~~we were smart enough to cut queue and~~ once we entered Sunway Lagoon it started to pour. LIKE SUPER HEAVY RAIN FML.

WOOHOO! WET T-SHIRT PARTAYYYY!

RAINNNN!

ROARRRR!!!

but NOOOO..

They had to give out free cool raincoats.

They had to ruin the night. :(

Aihh. Look at that. Sad. Sedih. Cry. LoL.
So it turned out to be a raincoat party.
Still party. WOOHOOO!

Brought my sister's camera but didn't get to take a lot of pictures. Too busy enjoying the concert and talking to strangers. hahahahahahahahahaha

Didn't even get to take a picture of Bunkface. Oops..
But they were awesome!
I know one song.
"tru mai windoh i ken si, ders mor den yu end mor den mi~"

WONDER GIRLS!

It was really hard to decide whether to jump and scream with everyone else or to take a decent picture of them. So I decided to do both together. And hence the awesome picture above. I have skills. HAHA. And yes those hands in the middle were trying to pull her skirt down haha.

PSSTTtt....
Next up was Tokio Hotel!!

Look look look! HAHAHAHAHA
okay seriously..
This is Bill Kaulitz..

Bill Kaulitz's ass. Poke it poke it!
HAHAHAHA
Okaay. Nah cool picture.

I realize I snapped a lot of pictures of Tokio Hotel.
Maybe I was bored. I know one song also.
It's automatic automatic automatic okay bye.
hahaha

Oh by the way. I got Tokio Hotel's drum stick and VJ Utt's T-shirt!!

Like Harry Potter's wand. Avada Kedavra!
Muahahahaha.

Kidding. My friend got those. I didn't get shit.
Only this lousy eyeball fan.
Very cute though. HAHA.

Look me in the eye ball!

World stage was awesome. But the wait between artists was suffering.
Someone even took a crap on the spot.. seriously. Freaking disgusting.
Thousands of people were standing there together waiting for Katy Perry.
It's like we spend one night standing with a lot of strangers..
Oops I said one night stand. Oops. LoL

And she finally came out after an hour.

Katy Perry was crazy awesome.
Have a lot more videos but I'm lazy to upload.
Go search on youtube if you wanna see. :)
Or you can watch it on MTV Asia. They are showing it on 21st August 2010 (Saturday) at 8pm.

Towards the end of the concert, something happened..
Say.. You were busy shouting and screaming and cheering. Then suddenly a girl climbed up a dude's shoulder right in front of you.
And it blocked your view completely..

Booo? or Yay?

That's all for world stage.
Went home around 1 starving like crap. T-T

Roll the balls y'all!!
Lalala. Happy and satisfied. =)

YAYY!
xXooHhaKXx

p/s : oh crap I just realized I don't have a picture of myself at world stage. fml. =(

Noise - You can't even see it.

2010-07-25T03:24:00.000+08:00

my senses come alive.

Long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long day.

Yes, that long.

If you listen closely, they are music to your ears.

pumpit,
xXooHhaKXx

Wall

2010-07-23T02:00:00.001+08:00

next time? there won't be no next time.

If you could just sweat shit out.
It'll be so much easier.

(like you don't have to play basketball for half an hour, go home and take a crap for 5 minutes, and then go out for basketball again)

But atleast someone was very happy.

How could you not be happy?

You got blindfolded to a field of candles.

ohwell,
xXooHhaKXx

Hope?

2010-07-17T19:36:00.001+08:00

I guess I don't know my own strength.

I got sucked.
My blood got sucked.
Like vampire-sucked sucked.
glubglubglub

Zzzzz.

"你瘦了, 又瘦了?"

A tool. That's all.

fully,
xXooHhaKXx

The Recovery Position

2010-07-14T02:28:00.002+08:00

and she said "you don't know me, you don't even care..."

That's the recovery position.
But it doesn't work for fever. =(

I muntah for as long as satu minit.
Okay maybe dua.
The point is, that's my shortest record ever.
Sebab I tak makan.
Haaa.

Lepas I muntah I pangsai banyak-banyak.
Like banyak.
Now I'm healthy again!
Yayy!

Okay maybe not.
My head still feels very heavy.
Like I have to support it with my hands.
I'm actually typing with my toes.

Really.
Really.
Really.
3 reallies.

Can you picture it?
Like me sitting on the chair, pressing the keypads with my toes, both hands holding my head, not wearing shirt, laughing at myself, about to puke again.

HAHA you damn stupid right?

My mom said I got poisoned by leeches.. =.=

See they so cute, how can they be poisonous?
eew. yucks. hate them. haha.

aihhhhh.
aheitfeeva. =[

You can't even act like you like it?

justgo,
xXooHhaKXx

The Brightest In The Sky

2010-07-12T01:34:00.000+08:00

I see the light, see the rainbow, see the beauty that's within you.

If you don't wanna fall hard, you better stay low.

Urgh.. Fever.
River hiking killed my legs.
My legs are now black and punctured.
HEHEHE.
Damn leeches.

你到底出声打气还是只懂得怨命

Green!
xXooHhaKXx

Shut Up And Kiss Me

2010-07-10T03:07:00.000+08:00

go ahead now, admit it, you like your world with me in it.

"HEY Awesome!"
"Errr.. Hey.. Do I know you?"
"I don't think so.. but we're in the same class!"
"Then why don't I know you?"
"Well, I'm Not-So-Awesome.."
"Oh. No wonder.."

Weee.. Vincci!
So pweetyy!

Booo. Kena con.
All stuffed with cotton. Booooo..
Haha.. Thank you sot plak fen..

Beached last week.
Jungling this week. =]

River hiking tomorrow.
Journey to the center of nowhere.
Scaryy.
Probably staying for a night.
Wish me luck. lol

canicomeout?
xXooHhaKXx

It's just so tiring.

2010-07-08T04:54:00.000+08:00

I said no, that _____ ain't a part of me.

WOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
NOT FAIR!
AHEITYU!
YUBUSTHIRD!
OLOFYU!
WOII!
LIMJIBENG!
WENGCHUNKUIN!!
POOLAOREDANG!

Okay, I need to stop.

If I was alone, I wouldn't even give a shit.

comingback,
xXooHhaKXx

Difference

2010-07-04T03:00:00.000+08:00

some snow would be nice...

啾，返到黎，咪又係一樣...

diu,
xXooHhaKXx

Rubbish

2010-06-29T23:30:00.002+08:00

nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy

對唔住，我唔想再咁樣生活落去
要我日日麼都唔做，邊度都唔去，我真係會顛

我之前係做過滴好蠢既野，搞到大家都好擔心
不過都係N年前既野啦
我已經長大啦，我已經識諗，唔會再咁衝動做埋d傻事既啦..

其實如果認真咁諗，我呢幾個月既假期，真係麼都無做過..
應該做既唔做，呢滴係正常既.. lol
想做埋滴唔應該做既野，我都唔敢去做...
真係覺得好無用..

同朋友出下街，飲下茶，又無亂來，又無搞事
洗唔洗次次都俾面色我睇worr..

同你地講，埋展俾你地鬧... 噻氣

依架滴朋友都唔知剩返幾個肯約我出街啦
連打波踢波都已經唔預我
你開心未?

之前個班死黨，已經當淨我係死人
去邊度都無我份

Aihh..
今次去玩，如果唔係一早同你講，都唔洗指意有得去啦

好彩依架都就來開學，唔洗成日挖響間房入邊
麼都做唔到

心情極致差...
希望去玩呢幾日可以開心滴

orwhateveryoucallit,
xXooHhaKXx

p/s : 不過你知我既啦，自己煩完就無事既啦.. :)

The Beach.

2010-06-28T03:29:00.001+08:00

oh dear you look so lost, eyes are red and tears are shed...

"You think it's possible to swim over to the other end?"

You were running happily towards the sea, not even wondering how silly your question was. The sun was glowing so brightly I had to squint.

I chased behind you, leaving deep prints on the soft white sand. I kept quiet - you were not expecting an answer.

You stopped running when the tiny waves hit your feet. You looked down and focused on the waves that were gushing up and down from the sea.

You turned to face me. "Will they ever stop coming?"

You had always been like this. Asking questions that I could never truly understand.

Should I answer this? I thought for a moment. "No, the waves will never stop coming."

I waited for a response. I was sure that was not the answer you liked.

You frowned and looked back at the waves, but you did not say a word.

A lump formed in my throat as I stared at you. Your face glowed under the sunlight.

"I wish they could stop someday, you know. Like when everything will be quiet and peaceful once again."

We were both silent for a moment. I stared down at the waves as I tried to digest what you just said.

Then I remembered.

"You know, if you're not happy about it, you could -"

Behind us, we heard people shouting something about the waves. We both looked up.

A huge one came.

eatme,
xXooHhaKXx

DADDDDDY

2010-06-25T04:46:00.006+08:00

我的梦狠狠碎过却不会忘

niceeeeeeee..

click here for the original.

Gone case. Gones.
Gone.. with the wind. haaa..
Not my Acey..

My dad's old Acey.

My Acey still fine and cool.

And cute!
haaaa.

It's daddy's day last week and it's daddy's day today.
So many daddy days.
Look at my daddy.

That's not the right way to get a tattoo.
lol..

Bukit Tinggi.

Last year I guess.

Note : Tummy is hidden. LoL

China.
Last year.
Tummy came out. HAHAHA

Singapore.
Last year.

Penang.
This month.
HAHA.

Ah pek!

Happy birthday dad! =D
Hokkien mee for dinnerrrr later.
Slurpps.

Sleep time.

Seems like someone has a problem with Mr. G
=b

standbyme,
xXooHhaKXx

Food @ Penang

2010-06-21T04:27:00.001+08:00

Pink and purple, blue and orange, green and white and yellow~

Went for a 3-day trip to Penang last last weekend.

I'm updating like a snail. LoL

Sorry but Facebook's photo uploader sucks. (excuse hahaha)

We took too many photos during the trip but I'm only gonna post up food pictures here.

For the remaining pictures you can see them here.

WARNING : Food ahead. (I mean below)

Those that have not filled their stomach with food at this moment are not advised to scroll down below this line.

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Okay phailed.

The first picture isn't even food.

and it isn't even Penang.

PHAILED.

We stopped by Ipoh on the way to grab some food for lunch.

And since it's Ipoh, it's gotta be......

NGA CHOI GAI!

Ipoh's famous beansprout chicken. =D

Super yummy!

Continued our journey to the north.
Since we were full and satisfied after the meal.... (I had rice + hor fun *slurrrpss*)
We slept. ~~like pigs wtf.~~

No one actually noticed we crossed the Penang bridge except for the driver (daddy).
Okay maybe he didn't notice it too.
My dad can sleep-drive.
HAHAHAHA.

The thing that tells us clearly that we're in Penang...

Rapid Penang FTW!

After checking into the hotel (Berjaya Georgetown),
We headed for FOOD.

大开杀戒!
Big open kill ring! (translation win)

CharKueyTeow (CKT)!!
Seriously the fried kuey teow in Penang actually tastes Penang-ish.
Some awesome taste you can't find in KL.
But the portion is really sad.
Definitely not enough for me.

蠔煎! The Oh-Chien.
Oyster omellete is totally awesome.
OHSEMS.

Penang Chee Cheong Fun.
Something different.
It's.. slimy. LoL

My mom thought it was nice.
But yuck for me. hahaha

Otak-otak.

Double Brain was spicy.

Enough said. HAHAHA

The next morning we began hunting for some famous food.

Heard that this CKT stall is one of the best stalls in Penang.

Ah Leng CKT @ Khoon Hiang coffeeshop

The size of the prawns they used really surprised me.

Juicy prawns + awesome CKT.
AHHHHHHH!

But then, the portion is still small for us.

Sister ordered Hokkien Mee.

It tasted great!

It's not at all spicy and is actually kind of sweet.

Note : Hokkien mee in Penang is like Har min in PJ/KL.

I am actually starving while typing this. T-T

Dad wanted to try their mixed rice.

So in the end...

It took that much to satisfy our tummy.

Went Batu Ferringhi after that.

Stopped by a few places.

Even stopped by a durian stall.

"Kami orang kampung suka makan durian kahwin, kamu orang luar suka makan durian kampung"

Nomnomnom.

Went back to Georgetown to look for Cendol.

Hidden street : Lebuh Keng Kwee.
All the roads in Georgetown sound huge.
Like lebuh this lebuh that.
This Lebuh Keng Kwee is actually a lorong. =.=

For dinner, we went to a seafood restaurant.
Oriental Seafood if not wrong.

Ooh crabs.
Hi crabs.

Bye crabs. =X

I feel so evil.

Food was so so, but price was crazy.

Not worth it. =\

The next morning we had Nasi Kandar.

The Original Penang Kayu Nasi Kandar wasn't opened. =.=

Went to some other mamak place.

Blehh.. I didn't eat.
I scared.
Scared ohlidu.
Yes ohlidu. hahahahaha.

I had Roti.
Kayu's tasted better. The SS2 Kayu. LoL.

Checked out from the hotel after that.
Then, food again!
Went to a huge 为食街 (WaiSekKai) lookalike place.

炒粿角 (Char Kuey Kak)
Really yummy... And chewy!
nomnomnomnom...

Okay I'm starting to get sick of food already.

This is so beautiful.
I didn't try. =b

Don't know what kuih is this but it tasted nice. =)

Finally... Heading home!

This time we didn't miss the bridge.
wee...

We didn't want to stop by Ipoh for food again so we planned to head straight back.
But the so-called Expressway was JAMMED UP.

We stopped by Rawang for dinner cause it's too late and our tummy screams for food.
Err.. Literally. (for me hahaha)

兰姐 Lan Jie Restaurant

Just found out they have a Facebook page. So cool.

One fish per person.
How awesome.

damn.. hungry again. *gulps*

ROAR!

That's the end of an awesome Penang food trip.

This post sounds very jeng geng.
I post about food. omg.

The last time I went there, both of you were there too.

Miss my grandparents. =\

FOOODDD,
xXooHhaKXx

p/s : Was planning to upload pictures only. Terfinished typing the captions, terfinished editing, terfinished everything. Post loh. =.=

Lee

2010-06-20T16:30:00.003+08:00

可否给我再识你?

Hello.

My name...

is...

Lee.

ELLE-EE-EE.... LEE.

NO, NOT THIS LEE.

I am not Dewyze Lee.

I am....

Ermm..

Berus Lee.

NGO YIU DA SAP GOH!!

Eh.. That's his teacher. LoL

If you're reading this in the morning, good morning.

If you're reading this in the afternoon, good afternoon.

If you're reading this in the evening, good evening.

And if you're reading this at night...

GOODNIGHT I GO SLEEP KTHXBYE CIAO MUACKS!

HAAAAAAA.................

lazy,
xXooHhaKXx

MIA

2010-06-17T05:24:00.003+08:00

There comes a time when you fade to the blackness.

Baby baby baby noo...

HAAAAAA...

I know you miss me.
I really do.

I'm not in PJ now by the way.

I'm now at the 10th floor of some random condominium (LoL) while typing this.

Hello Honda.

Vroom vroom.. ROAR.

This is what I've been doing this week.

As a great and caring cousin, I brought this dude around.

With his mom's car.

Really. I damn nice. hahaha

Have you heard of Brem Mall?
I have no clue where it is.

But that place is crazy.

Like you get free seating for every movie.

SERIOUSLY.

too empty.

"哇！很美喔！哇哇....... 很美 hor???"

hahahaha.. dear cousin was impressed.

CHUP.

It's like 5 in the morning now and I am hungry and I am sleepy and I am not homesick and I am sleepy and I want charsiewfun and charkueyteow and I am sleepy and I want yaocharkuay and taojiongsui and I am sleepy and I shall sleep now.

Next update will be about Penang.

Or the empty-dark-scary-haunted house I went with my cousin.

LOL

BOOO!

stillfeelsthesame,
xXooHhaKXx

Fire

2010-06-09T18:38:00.003+08:00

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare.

"Junjun, 人家在救火你跑去哪里?"

The Ng's Headquarters (my uncle's place) almost caught on fire two nights ago.
All the Ng's panicked and rushed to the scene.
Turns out all the Ng's are safe.

The house behind was a wooden house.
Was.

Which means it's gone. o.o

HAAAAAAAA.
(okay no one was hurt, just one house down.
so can laugh.)

Uncle said the house was rented to a "dramatic" couple that's alcoholic.
Drama. LoL.

The first fellow that ran away from the scene when he heard there was a fire:

JunJun

Work is over. HAHA.
Justin ditched me.
He is Bus 3rd.
Dowan fwen him.

pewpewpew

Earthquakes can't shake us,

Cyclones can't break us,

Hurricanes can't take away our love.

~~lastone~~ nomore,
xXooHhaKXx

Note: Don't ~~start a fire when you~~ get drunk.

Unwell

2010-06-02T12:41:00.003+08:00

其实我爱你爱到比他更恐怖

Big boss ChanYeeEn came back from the States.

Met him at the reunion dinner at my secondary school.

No difference at all.

I mean him, not the school.

School emblem cupcake.

nomnomnom

Yay! Limbo rocks!
It's completely non-challenging.
For the kids at least. LoL

--------------------------------------------------

Khye's birthday yesterday.

Heard he was having a terrible day so we went and (tried to) save him.

The birthday dude.

Got cake okay.

Mou gao siu.

but not nice. LoL

Got pizza okay....

Got banana okayyy

Dressing on cheese. Cheese on egg. Egg on bread. Bread on plate. Plate on table. Table on floor. Steam.

The Sisters think the I-touch-my-nose pose is cool.

The cousin thinks that the half-opened-eyes look is cool

See.

See?

Right?

Right??
Haaaaaa.
Happy birthday zai.

Lalala.

Back to work.
Before boss sees this.

Gonna need a better rod.

twomore,
xXooHhaKXx

Wake.

2010-05-21T03:18:00.001+08:00

Things that lovers say and do.
I love you boo, I love you too. I miss you a lot. I miss you even more.

"kahhoo, I need your help."
"what is it? you okay?"
"can help me feed my dog in farmville?"

URGH.
Vomit blood.
URGH.
DAI.

50" Widescreen HD Ready Plasma TV!
Waddup.

Who's gonna buy? =.=
Work always sucks.
Just that it sucks more when you have a weird boss.
LoL

Mr. Guitar spoiled.
Wrist spoiled.
Body spoiled.

Everything's pretty messed up at the moment.

But June's coming.
and June smells nice.
*inhales deeply*

stillwaitingforit,
xXooHhaKXx

p/s: that ain't a lie. =)

Till You Say No More

2010-05-17T03:27:00.002+08:00

I don't know what to think

pewpewpew.

Robin Hood!
urgh.

fiufiufiu

I know I've been MIA.

and I will still be.

LoL.

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead."

-Barney Stinson-

True story.
HAHAHAHAHA ROAR.

training,
xXooHhaKXx

p/s : SUN-BURNT.

Cracks

2010-05-07T05:52:00.002+08:00

Tell me what you what you waiting for

HAAA. I'm drowning I'm drowning I'm drowning.
kamseivmi!

lalala.

I'm very free.
I'm very free.
I'm very free.
Really =D

Seeeee...

I'm very free.
I'm very free.
I'm very free.
I'm very free.
I'm very freeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm sorry, you're retarded.
Bieber Blast. HA!

WOOF!

lapan keping daging salai.

haaaaa.

oh.. click on all those frees.

airbaby,
xXooHhaKXx

Haunted

2010-05-05T04:09:00.002+08:00

I'm never gonna be good enough for you.

"have fun, you guys"

again
and again
and again
and again.

This is gonna be terrible.
The worst part is that I have no idea how long it will last.
And I can't speak a word.

Head stings every night.

painpainpainpain

coulditbeworse,
xXooHhaKXx

Somewhere New.

2010-05-01T16:40:00.000+08:00

you wanna dance. i bet you do. i bet you do. i bet you do.

Something got fried.
Over-fried.
Overcooked.
Black.
Yucks.
=\

LimChiBeng.
LamHaMin.
JuGiokChou.
LokDaoSha.
WadDanHo.
LongSouTong.
HamChinBeng.
DouYekTin.
YongSamSou.
GeiDuckSek.
TongPakFu.
DaiBanJiong.
GunYamPouSat.
TangYuinTokHoi.
LaoChuinFong!

burst,
xXooHhaKXx

Restrictions

2010-04-26T04:48:00.002+08:00

Cause I'm halfway gone, and I'm on my way.

And you passed the last checkpoint, but you don't see a finish line.

Lately, I've been saying "ohf" a lot.

Like OHF.

Like when something hurts very bad but it's not bad enough for the uck to come out.

OHF

Mom : What's wrong with you?

Me : I pokkai.

Mom : Oh..... *looks away*

Me : ????

Sobs. I'm a sad kid. T-T

Sorry, I have weird friends.
Sorry.

Didi Banana! HAAAA....

Picture of the day :

Thumbnail!

Lalala.

I fell, you pulled me up. You fell, I pulled you up. Then you sprinted. I tried keeping up. But all you did was look behind and smile that beautiful smile. And you continued running. So I stopped. I'm done chasing. I'll let you win if that's what you want. There are people behind me that needs a hand. Until you realize there's no one behind you, you ain't in the game no more.

transforming,
xXooHhaKXx

Pretty Neat

2010-04-24T03:40:00.003+08:00

I'll love you.

Please be patient.
Be very patient.
Be very very very patient.
I need to clear up some mess.
Thank you.

waitforit,
xXooHhaKXx

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

2010-04-23T05:12:00.006+08:00

I'll be your freak-a-zoid

C'mon and wind me up.

Studies show that when people are thinking hard, really really hard, they scratch their head.

Some examples:

Yes Bejeweled. HAHAHA

Found some old letters.
Old, and funny letters.
Back when I was a so-called "teacher" in Puay Chai.

HAHAHAHA.
funny.

By the way, if you ever see this person..

Do not go near him, I am warning you. LoL

lol
intro lah
no way
i want see also
mine
hahahaha
no way
later you steal
cheh. like i want
hahahahahahaha
ya right
i want see them only
hahahahahah
dont pretend
HAHAHAHAHAHA
once you see them you will want also
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
main thing we're talking about is not the person
omg
HAHAHAHAHA

-------------------------------

share? HAHAHAHAHA.
omg
sleep
ciao
hahahahahaha WTF?
ciao

Picture of the day :

3 Ben 10 underwears for only RM24.90!

clicks,
xXooHhaKXx

It's Time To Shine.

2010-04-16T04:01:00.001+08:00

too fast to live, too young to die. seriously.

Hey people, just to announce something.
Mr 15 Seconds is back.
And he is not as 15 as he was.
He is more.
Maybe 20?
LoL.

He'll be off for a while.
Just a while.
He'll be back a 30, hopefully.

WAHAHAHA.

You have no idea what this post is about.
You have no idea at all.
Not at all.

comebacktomenow,
xXooHhaKXx

The Moment.

2010-04-11T03:16:00.003+08:00

HOHOHO 维他命B6跟48条香蕉一样多
HOHOHO 铁质跟三公斤菠菜一样多~

You know?
HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAHA

okay I really hate people that laugh before they tell a joke.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

really. HAHAhAhAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhA holyzomgnmpk.
urgh.

OKAY.

I laughed too hard.
my stomach hurts.
I think it's good workout.
it's just like sneezing.

=(

I have 2 theories:

1. Sneezing is like laughing. They hurt your stomach.
2. Female horses usually run faster than male horses. It's for you to figure out why.
3. Not all birds have nests, not all humans have houses, not all insects have holes.
4. Some people just like it when you're standing to the left of him/her. IT'S TRUE.
5. My hands are always cold. So cold that I can get a "shuit cha" just by touching a "yit cha".
6. Some people just can't count. These people, imo, are cool.

HAAAAAAA!

I am sorry.
If.
I am too funny for you.
I really am.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

So I think I laughed too much.
I forgot what I was supposed to say.
Oh well.

You have to forgive me.
I don't think beer goes well with Lipton..
at 3 in the morning.

Even if it's just 2 sips.. or 3.

almostmissed,
xXooHhaKXx

p/s : Oh, look what you've done..

HEH. =)

2010-03-30T12:32:00.002+08:00

you must be sent from up above.
then you wonder what are they made of.

You know what is cool?

Altec Lansing is damn cool.
HAAAA!

You know what makes Altec Lansing cool?

Haaaa FloRida! HAAAAAA!

Sorry, I didn't sleep well.

HAHAHAHA. =/

Hello, Imba.

saywhat?
xXooHhaKXx

Run Devil Devil Run Run

2010-03-25T23:20:00.001+08:00

I'll go anywhere you go.
Do you see what I see when I'm there when you're there?
-> When I get older I will be stronger
-> They'll call me freedom just like a wavin flag
-> And then it goes back.
->>When you get older you get weaker
-> Eh.. ya hor.

HAAAAA.
I'm having my Moral paper tomorrow and I just woke up.
I've been sleeping for the whole day.
*yawns*

HAAAAAA.
Why so serious?
It's just...

Oh shit Moral.. I don't know anything.
Weee I better go study.

Hello,
xXooHhaKXx

Hapi Befday Nub.

2010-03-20T03:05:00.008+08:00

Yes, you wait. Cause I'm coming.

Harro!

Everybody, say Happy Birthday to Justin Lim.

Apparently he is very sad because no one remembers his birthday.

So I shall do him a favor and let people know about his birthday.

-Justin- says:

*haha.

*sad birthday

*so the awesomes. my lunch was oreos

*HAHA.

*my dinner was mamak.

*and then ask ~~wei wei~~ go anw

*she dowan

*walao.

*vomit blood

Imagine this dude ask you to go A&W with him.

Eeeeww. HAHAHA

Okay, he is not always like that.
Sometime he very cool one.

See how cool.

So cool that people drew a portrait of him.

HAAAA! Justin chao outside!

He likes to say stupid things.

For example...

He also likes to do stupid stuff, and then laugh at himself.
Seriously.

Okay. You can go wish the nub at his blog. lol

But if you don't wanna wish him, I totally understand.
Really.

wee! weepulsive blas!

haha.. okay just kidding bro.

Don't angry k, I give you presents.

Give you.

~~Give~~ Lend you? LoL

Not giving you. ==

I very nice.

I make birthday card.

See so nice.

AHAHA OKAY I BWUFF YU.

NOT FO YU.
NOT I MAKE.
I GOT NOU RED NEILS.
I NOT GAY.

Happy birthday hamsap nub.

Next time I cook rice. LoL

xXooHhaKXx

Starters

2010-03-13T05:30:00.003+08:00

一双迷人的眼睛

If you give me a kiss, I will grant you a wish. =)

If you're wondering whether you're at the right place..

Yes you are.

I just realized this blog looks really racist now. HAAA!

Been collecting tons of wood dust doing my project.

Wood smells nice.
They smell like...

like.... popcorn..

and fish...

and wood.

BURGHH...

BTW.. Meet Ally and Gator.

Ally-Gator

They're now one month old.

But I still can't tell which is which.

They're identical twins you see..

URGH. BAAA.

It's now 5.30 in the morning.

lalalaa

Have you tried being very very awake for like 3 days?

I haven't. =b

Okay maybe I have.

onemoretime?

xXooHhaKXx

p/s : it's a crocodile.

The Other Chapter

2010-03-08T03:27:00.003+08:00

ever after

Everyone's attention was focused on the person in the middle of the stage. Even though it seems like a brilliant performance, you weren't gasping, you weren't even looking. Your eyes were fixed at a different spot.

Oh, I totally forgotten to brush my teeth.

Like really. HAHAHAHA SHHH

Halo mai name is Fryderyk I very hansem

(imagine PeterChao saying his name)

Worked as a volunteer for a piano concert last night.

Not much happened.

Became backstage crew.

Basically we just shift the big ass piano around the stage during intervals.

That's all.

People were playing pieces on the stage, I was shivering behind the stage.

It was a pretty tough job as you have to watch the performances in the other direction as the audience.

Like you have to avoid people from seeing you.

So in the end we found a spot where no one can see us.

TADAAAA!!

SEE SHIT.

Back~~street~~ stage Boys.

the one that con me to work

Wasn't really bad though. Can see hot chicks.

Okay not really. =(

Went yumcha at Kinrara at Sri Petaling after that.

Service there sucked.

But the company was good.

Lots of laughters. HAAAAA.

Saw this dude.

no it's a girl.. i think.

I think lah. LoL

EH? 3 o'clock d.

KTHXBYECIAOHAAANUBLOL.

SOPRANO!

xXooHhaKXx

HE IS THE HERO!

2010-03-01T02:19:00.003+08:00

baby baby baby baby girl

I want BEN 10.

CAPTAIN PLANET.

ULTRAMAN!

SAILORMOON!

DORAEMON!

POKEMON!

POWER RANGERS!

NINJA TURTLES!

JOHNY BRAVO!

POWERPUFF GIRLS!

SHIN CHAN!

TOM & JERRY!

SPONGEBOB!

POPEYE!

Mickey Mouse!

DONALD DUCK!

SUPERMAN!

SPIDERMAN!

CICAKMAN!

=.= IRONMAN!

lol.. TRANSFORMERS!

X-MEN!

I was supposed to study.

yawns,

xXooHhaKXx

There's a cat on your car

2010-02-15T01:06:00.002+08:00

You know this could be something.

MEOW!

Sorry sorry sorry sorry~

Let's DANCE!

Or is it a tiger?

Haha..

Happy Chinese New Year everyone! =)

Angpao mari Angpao!

thatsalion,

xXooHhaKXx

IMBA-ed

2010-02-13T02:41:00.005+08:00

stop stop praying cause I'm not not playing

Something happened today.
I'm not really sure if it's a good thing or not.

It just made me feel weird.

Weird.

Like I came home having headache.

Like I pee but didn't flush.

Like I showered with my underwear on.

Okay maybe not that weird.

Supposed to be happy, no?

Okay, forget about it.

Show you some cool stuff.

now say ouch..

I have to admit though, this is pretty cool.

epicimba,

xXooHhaKXx

Don't Stop

2010-02-09T01:01:00.002+08:00

OOOOTJI MAYO~!

tudae eye laf sew hud eye nierli daid.

haaahaaahaaahaaahaa.

eve yu kenot rid dees, yu kno yu feil.

yu kno imbaland

goonai,

xXooHhaKXx

FIFA World Cup Trophy Tour

2010-02-01T00:22:00.006+08:00

Oppa oppa I'll be I'll be down down down!

Coca-Cola. BRRRRRR!!

Surprisingly, a lot of people wanted to take picture with me throughout the whole event.

So since I was in a good mood, I let them.

HAHAHAHAHA

Jien : HEY CAN I TAKE PICTURE WITH YOU!??

Me : Okay.. Why not ?

Jien : I am a little nervous you see.

Zakumi : Hey bro wassup can we snap?

Me : Sure.

Trophy : Can I have a picture with you please?

Me : Okay.
Trophy : Must pose one you know ?

Me : Okay.

Trophy : Here put on this 3D glasses. The flash won't blind you now.
Me : Okay.

Trophy : I thought you were the one kissing me when Brazil won. I heard his name was something like kahhoo too. I was SOO happy cause I thought it was you. =(

Muacks!

*winks*

Why is it called a world CUP when you can't fill it with water ?

You know France ? Fat Lan Sai ?

Fat Lan Sai Doh Shi??

Okay. Random picture of the day :

So Batman is a Javanese.

And a Singaporean.
And is 20 years old.

myeyehurts,

xXooHhaKXx

It's a record

2010-01-31T05:10:00.008+08:00

give me freedom, give me fire, give me reason, take me higher

When I get older, I will be stronger

They'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag

And then it goes back
and then it goes back
and then it goes back

and then it goes back

and then it goes

When I get older, I will be stronger

They'll call me freedom, just like a waving flag

And then it goes back

and then it goes back

and then it goes WO-OAH-OAH~!

How fast can you get sick of a song ?
Try listening to the same song for 16 hours.
Non-stop.

This picture . Got GHOST .
BOOOOO.

I think I can write this whole thing out now.

Totally stucked in my head.

Coke,
VOMIT,

xXooHhaKXx

p/s : Pictures. later.

p/p/s : Wasabi.. with bread.. is wrong. Kicap Cola was worse though. Coke. ==

Kicap Cola

2010-01-26T16:13:00.003+08:00

it's like we're chasing all those stars, who's driving shiny big black cars.

Coke with soya sauce, is probably the worst drink I've ever drank.

LoL.

Much fun though. =D

withwhat,
xXooHhaKXx

Pee Dee

2010-01-23T03:01:00.004+08:00

awake and unafraid, asleep, or dead?

I no feel.

I very hard.

I no feel.

You hit me.

I no pain.

I no feel.

You kick sand at me.

I no feel.

Waddup?

nofeel,

xXooHhaKXx @ Seremban

p/s : eye . is . phone-less .

Algebra

2010-01-10T12:58:00.006+08:00

消失的下雨天我好想再淋一遍

I say ALGEE you say BRA!

ALGEE! (BRA!)

ALGEEE!! (BRA!!)

hehe.. bra..

hehehe.. BRA..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRA

YOU SAY BRA.

bra.

brather.

havvvve you brashed your teeth?

LoL..
Please find the determinant of the following matrix

Aheit.

ah ah aheit.

Picture of the day :

stupidtest,
xXooHhaKXx

=DDDD

2010-01-09T05:15:00.004+08:00

don't let them say you ain't beautiful.

Booo. waddup.

Ermm...
Ermmmmm....

Wait.. What am I supposed to say ?

OMG I FORGOT.

See pikachu? pikachu so cute. qeut. cutes.
Look UPPP.

see toruk? TORUK MAKTO!

What UP?

I am happy. =DDDD

with 4 D's..

"Go home la now. Omg. Tell ur guys. Bye. Go home. Take care. Fetch her. What uppp."

whodoesthat

xXooHhaKXx

p/s : random post. sleepy. happy. Hello do you want a balloon?

Twenty Ten

2010-01-05T02:37:00.004+08:00

No more words kiss me goodnight.

This is a short post.

Hello Happy New Year Bye Bye Goodnight.

nan nan nan,

xXooHhaKXx

Follow Me!

2009-12-28T01:02:00.001+08:00

honey . honey . honey

TADAA!

yea wth.
Merry Christmas everybody.
New Year yao lai liao!!

LoL..
Went Sunway for Christmas Eve.
Walked the same stretch of road for 362 times.

Oh. By the way, have you watched 3 movies, in 3 days ?
Like consecutively.
Tiring shit mansss.

Hoo. Justin. Ming

waddup.

whichwayout?
xXooHhaKXx

Dashing Through The Snow~

2009-12-19T05:28:00.003+08:00

bo beep bo beep bo beep bo beep bo beep bo beep bo beep OH~

One day, I came home from school, and I found a bowl.
When I first saw the bowl, I knew it was not an ordinary bowl.
It was a new bowl.
One that no one had ever used.

So I used it.
For dinner.
Yes I wasn't very hungry.
Hence the amount of rice.
But that's not the point of my story.
I left it on the table for like 2 minutes.

And when I got back...

TADAA!
WTF. SERIOUSLY.
IT HAPPENED.
REALLY.
OMG SO MUCH HOW TO FINISH?

Sorry people i siened.
(yah I was told that "sien" can be used like that)

So I've been quiet.
And a lot of people asked what I've been doing.
(no one really asked but I figured they're too shy)

LAlaLAlaLAla

I burned a hand.
MY hand.
Doing some cool stuff.

WADDUP!
burn a hand, so awesome.

I LOVE TRAINS.
miss 2 trains in a day, so awesome. =D
(really awesome, no ~~bun~~ pun intended)

Saw some cool deco at Pavilion.
LIKE REAL COOL.
THEY HAVE THESE THESE THESE REINDEERS AND SNOWMEN AND AND AND SNOW?
LoL .

Reindeers with balls, so awesome.
Like they're real reindeers.

You know Rudolph?
The red nose reindeer?
The one that has a very shiny nose?
You know Frosty?
The snowman?
The one that was made of snow?

enuf.

OH OH! People gave me some cool shits.
Literally.

This is a long, thin shit.
With small eyes.
Like Koreans. HA!

This is a fat shit.
With small eyes too.
Like Shindong. (lol inside joke)

It's called a Yellow Shit. (黄大便)

And this is a real pile of shit.
It's brown.
And it smells kind of good.
~~like my shit.~~

woohoo! *drools*

this is some really cool shit.
=(

You know Taeyang?

nigahiga wedding dress~
you know nigahiga?

isn't that right?
yes.

Attempt #1.

HAHAHAHA OKAY I PHAIL.

jeedee (Y)
xXooHhaKXx

p/s : no.. that wasn't turning me off. you phailed. boo.

High Twos

2009-12-13T04:11:00.004+08:00

lolli lolli lolli pop ooh lolli POP POP

Something bad happened.
Like really bad. =(

Someone screwed my Freecell record. =(

Therefore, I started trying some other stuff.
=b

Really, I can barely find time to post anything.
HAHAHA

Colmar @ Berjaya Hills

那只老虎扑向他。
Read : nà zhī lǎo hǔ pū xiàng tā

Translation : That tiger poo on him.

WADDUP??

awesome,
xXooHhaKXx

p/s : SUSHI!!!!!!!!!! YUCKS .

It keeps getting better

2009-11-28T03:06:00.007+08:00

neon naman barabwa

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
LOL at the gun.
LOL at the stupid tears.
LOL at the old man surrounded by girls.
LOL.

Okay now here's it.
Like the main point of this post.
Like the root of a plant.
Like the pencils in a pencilcase.
Like the MSG powder in maggi mee.
Like the water in a watering can.
Like.. like.. I ran out of examples.
Like the buttons on a remote control?
I turned nub. =(

YOONAAAAAAAA~!

andbetter,
xXooHhaKXx

p/s: strange enough, there's someone that called from somewhere far far away, like really FAR. =)

Obsession ?

2009-11-27T03:38:00.003+08:00

i love you more more

HELLO! I LAP U!

OUCH! why???
you don't have to break my leg if you don't like me
T.T

o.o
My sister hates someone so much she broke her teddy's leg.
No, I made that up. I don't know what happened.
Ehehe

Sorry for being so quiet.
I shifting house. So tada internet. blehh
nahhh.. I bluff you. I lazy.
~~and I hate TOP =(~~

Classes are starting soon.
I shall just update a few stuff.

I burnt my foot.
And I got a swollen toe.
(and now I've got a swollen ankle)

Cause I went for camp.
Camp was cool, you don't usually get roti canai in camps.
Do you ?

Going to camp without any preparation isn't really a good idea.

Trying to cook an egg using an orange is not really a good idea either.

Cooking eggs using a coconut.... wth

Well. Erm.
I have to make a confession.
I... have a bad habit.
BAD habit.
BADS.
batsman.
batsmen.
Lee Hyori
Fortune Cookies. LoL

I like plucking my hair.

Really.
I have funny hair.
They talk to me.
Like "hello I am your hair I feel funny can you pluck me please?"
So I pluck them out.

And yes Justin this is your book. =D
thanks for the gift, I don't know where is it.
=(

back,
xXooHhaKXx

p/s : I don't hate TOP, I like his finger thing. It gets me thinking.
p/p/s : My foot is fine. It was just black.

It's Just Like That

2009-11-24T05:02:00.004+08:00

You build me up, you break me down
My heart, it pounds, yeah you got me

Girl, hey you go girl, de le de le that that that girl
Girl, hey you go girl, baby baby baby baby girl

Girl, hey you go girl, de le de le that that that girl
Girl, hey you go girl, baby baby baby baby girl

(It just goes on like that)

Girl, hey you go girl, de le de le that that that girl
Girl, hey you go girl, baby baby baby baby girl

Girl, hey you go girl, de le de le that that that girl
Girl, hey you go girl, baby baby baby baby girl

Girl, hey you go girl, de le de le that that that girl
Girl, hey you go girl, baby baby baby baby girl

Girl, hey you go girl, de le de le that that that girl
Girl, hey you go girl, baby baby baby baby girl

Girl, hey you go girl, de le de le that that that girl
Girl, hey you go girl, baby baby baby baby girl

Girl, hey you go girl, de le de le that that that girl
Girl, hey you go girl, baby baby baby baby girl

Girl, hey you go girl, de le de le that that that girl
Girl, hey you go girl, baby baby baby baby girl.

toldcha,
xXooHhaKXx

WOZAIKLCC

2009-11-11T15:48:00.003+08:00

I need to pee. I really need to pee. Toilet very far.

I watched 2012!
REALLY!
I know you don't believe me.
Movie also not out yet how I watch?
I know you don't believe me.
You think I bluff you.
You think I lie.
You think I think you stupid.
You think I think you nub.
You think I typed too many words here.
Okay never mind.

I show you proof.

See!?
Cool hor ?
50 bucks per ticket. HAHAHAHAHAHA

"WTF KAHHOO YOU SO RICH AH BUY 50 BUCKS TICKET @#$%@#"

but very sad.. cannot bring phone cannot bring camera.
what shit also cannot take. EMO
LoL.

No lah. Bluff you one.
Kah Hoo where got so rich?
Kah Hoo broke lah.

I was working security.
I was forcing people to surrender their phones to me.
I was getting scoldings from ah peks.
=(

Sighs.
I was right outside of the preview screening. =/
Tapi tak boleh watch. EMO.

And someone said cannot watch movie with me. =\
So... *hint hint*
LoL

WATCH THIS!!

HAHAHA kena con.
"why that video cannot play one?"

Cause it's not a video lah. LoL
Okay sorry I terlamed.

So I didn't get the BRRRRR-ing job.
Cause I nub.
I CANNOT BRRR. =(

The following is an attempt to make Justin ~~happy~~ not so sad.

This.... is Justin... at.. err.. Genting?
With his red underwear exposed.
For some unknown reasons he looks rather tall in this picture.
Too fake.
I show another picture.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH SO CHI. (except for the height)

Facebook is so cool.
I keep seeing people that look alike.

LOL.
LOL.
LOL.

OKAY I NEED TO PEE. CIAO

OH YAH I SHOW YOU ALL ONE MORE PICTURE!

My sexy headless picture.
Taken by a nub.

3toilets!
xXooHhaKXx